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"Mom: Wear your jeans! There are too many mosquitoes outside. Feminist daughter: Don't teach me what not to wear. Teach the mosquitoes how not to bite."
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"Poor kids at sandy hook... They wished for books but they just got magazines."
"I'm always Frank with my partners. I don't want them knowing my real name now do I?"
"What ""D"" (dimension) should Marilyn Monroe's movies always be shown in ? Blon-D"
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"What church do hypocrites belong to? All of them."
"Mercurian day So - apparently one day on Mercury is an agonisingly long 1408 earth hours long... In other words - one Earth Monday."
"If two feminists get drunk and hook up, were they both raped?"