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Joke of the Day

"I've just been at the hospital having a mole removed from my penis. I wont be shagging one of those again!"

"I have a double major in Psychology and Geography. I lead the field in research on glacial depressions."

"What happened at the cannibal's wedding party? They toasted the bride and groom."

"David Cameron Went to his local butcher. He asked the butcher for a steak. The butcher asked ""what is your favourite cut?"", David replied, ""the public sector""."

"Did you hear about that guy who said 'that's' like 'dat's'? Instead of saying that's mine, he said dat's mine."

"Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it."

"Pluto: You dumped me, now all you do is drive by real slow and take pictures"

"A guy with a locked account just asked me why I never retweet him. Stay in school kids."

"What satellite TV provider does ISIS use? Daesh Network"

"My girlfriend used to kiss me on the lips but It's all over now."