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Joke of the Day

"I vacuumed up a huge spiderweb & then heard a thump in the workout room. The spiders are lifting weights before they attack me aren't they?"

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"How do you castrate a priest? Kick the altar boy in the back off the head"
"A horse walks to a bar... Many people get up and leave the bar as they see the potential danger in the situation."
"What do you get when you cross a zebra with a flamingo? Some weeeeeeeird shit, man."
"What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? I'm not really sure. The air is clean. The mountains are beautiful. The flag is a big plus."
"""I ran a half marathon"" sounds so much better than ""I quit halfway through a marathon""."
"Normal kids: ""What's for dinner, mom?"" Cannibal kids: ""What's for dinner? Mom?"""
"I think my virginity is growing back."
"When u give ur phone number at CVS turn to the person behind u in line & say ""now don't be calling me for a date"""
"Bill Cosby is a lot like Freddy Kruger. They both come in your nightmares."