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Joke of the Day
"What is Donald Trump's favorite movie? Minority Deport"
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"I always like taking a shit while on the clock at work but its always so hard to read what time it is when I put it back on the wall."
"What's brass and sounds like Tom Jones? Trombones."
"Paralegal activity. #BoringHorrorMovies"
"Why couldn't Shah Rukh Khan enter America? ... Because he wasn't an Amirkhan"
"Life is like a dozen roses... it's full of pricks!"
"""Cool calculator watch dude."" ~nobody since 1987."
"My therapy group is a joke. The doctor is supposed to match you with people you have something in common with but everyone here is nuts."
"My grandpa keeps complaining to me that my generation relies too heavily on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support."
"If I had a dollar for every gender I could possibly be... I'd have $2.00."