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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog that likes Mexican food? A Qdoberman!!!!!!!!!!"
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"As I sit here naked in Hugh Jackman's hotel room, it occurs to me that I might have mixed up my bucket list with my wife's."
"Some women bounce back quickly after pregnancy.. some just bounce"
"Airline Prices Airline prices are getting out of control, soon they will start charging for emotional baggage. ""Where did he touch you as a kid? that will be an extra $50."""
"How did the stem cell break it to his girl? It's not you; it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago"
"Why are prostitutes cheaper compared to girlfriends and wives to many rich people? Because they dont have to pay attention"
"I woke up this morning frightened because my penis had turned completely ORANGE! But then I calmed down when I remembered I was eating Cheetos in bed last night."
"What do the Police and Pokemon have in common? They gotta catch 'Jamal"
"If H2O is water, and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide, what is H2O4? Drinking, bathing, watering etc etc."
"What did the blue denims say to the black denims? I guess we have different genes!"