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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to name my son Red so he'll grow up to be a wise sportswriter or the prison inmate who knows how to get things. Hopefully both."

"My girlfriend said that a sneeze is 1/10th of an orgasm. ""That's a bullshit myth,"" I said. ""Prove it,"" she replied. After sneezing ten times I said, ""See? I'm still awake and you're not pregnant."""

"If sex with 3 people is called a 3 some, sex with 2 people is called a 2 some.. Then I know why everyone calls you handsome."

"Just saw a guy sitting with a Blackberry and a newspaper. I think he was waiting for a horse."

"There are three types of people in the world. Those that understand math and those that don't."

"Did you hear about the Mexican Train Killer? He had Loco motives"

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Entirely void of pubic hair."

"What's the difference between family bonding and family bondage? One is forced and borderline torture, the other is sex."

"I recently learned my friend likes to be dominated by his girlfriend in bed. I wouldn't have pegged him for that."

"I dont care what women say, size matters in bed. The bigger the bed the more room you have to move around."