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Joke of the Day
"I give up drinking for good. ... ... ... Now, I drink for evil."
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"What's the great thing about 25 year olds? There's 20 of them."
"What do women and werewolves have in common? (Offensive) They both go berserk once every month."
"What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president? A son Bern"
"The thing I love most about this summer weather is the short shorts and tube tops.. ... Though, they do make me look a bit gay."
"What's a neckbeard's favorite pie? Lemon m'ringue pie"
"Who was the best actor in the bible ? Samson he brought the house down !"
"Me: Will my girlfriend be ok using Chanel 5 if she's never used Chanel 1-4 Salesgirl: *into walkie talkie* security he's back here again"
"A fun trick for remembering peoples names is to never interact with anyone."
"Apparently, ""I had an interview with a better company"" is not an acceptable reason for being late for work."