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Joke of the Day

"We could power our entire office with the wind produced from my constant sighing."

"Why was the horse kicked out of the country western bar? He was a homosexual."

"women tend to make bad decisions when they're around me... if they chose me instead it would be the best decision of their lives!"

"What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already had to tell her twice."

"I tried to catch fog yesterday Mist"

"What was the hackers' rehabilitation meeting called? Anonymous Anonymous"

"I'm writing a story about a Pirate who sells corn... It's about a buccaneer."

"I do not encourage eating cats. But judging by the amount of time they spend licking themselves, I bet they are probably pretty damn tasty."

"My favourite 6,835"

"Oh yeah bro? That's not what your mom said last night. I don't think so, anyway. It was a long conversation. She sounds well. Lovely person."