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Joke of the Day
"What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already had to tell her twice."
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"Q: Did you hear the one about the fruit on trial? A: It was judged by a jury of his pears."
"I can't wait to see the new movie, ""Constipation"" Unfortunately it hasn't come out yet."
"My old physics professor: Times flies when you're having fun, Or as frogs say, times fun when you're having flies... That was a long semester"
"What are the three words women hate to hear during sex? ""Honey, I'm home!"""
"What's your father's name? Teacher: What's your father's name? Kid: Joke!! Teacher: (irritatingly) are you kidding? kid: Nopes, he's my brother, I am joking!!"
"Your college degree doesn't mean you're smart, it just means you're in debt."
"I like my upvotes like I like my women. .. One at a time and not very often."
"Two babys at the birth ward... ...one baby says to the other.""i'm a boy"" to with the other reply:""how do you know?"". the first baby pulls the blanket to the side and says:""look i got blue socks on"""
"I met a girl with twelve boobs. Sounds weird, dozentit?"