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Joke of the Day

"I do not encourage eating cats. But judging by the amount of time they spend licking themselves, I bet they are probably pretty damn tasty."

"Have you heard about the first restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere."

"What sound does a 747 make when it bounces? boeing boeing boeing"

"A dyslexic arab walks into a bar ouch, says the other arab"

"Yeah, I can't believe the shitty teenager making minimum wage at the coffee shop spelled your name wrong on your cup either."

"Boss: Why do you have rashes every time you get your salary? Employee: I am allergic to peanuts."

"Wanna hear a joke? Never mind. I was going to make a black joke but I'll slave it for later? Wanna hear a virginity joke? Never mind, I lost it."

"I tried to come up with an IPv4 joke... ...but the good ones were all already exhausted."

"What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other? Lets get Jobs!"

"I get ignored so much that people call me terms and conditions"