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"If you're starved for time, eat a watch."
"Creed is Alter Bridge with a stapp infection."
"Never date a baker They're too kneady"
"Tiger Woods: He puts the semen in product endorsements. And women. I mean he used to. Crap, can I start over? I've almost got this."
"When I'm bored late at night, I text random numbers saying: ""You should really clean under your bed, it's filthy down here. PS: I love you."""
"*Pulls away from Kissing* Me: This isn't weird is it? Cat: Meow"
"a 3 year old is a lot like bill cosby When you Wake up from a nap and they're naked, doing a bunch of shit you dont like"
"Q: What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? A: One requires tweetment, the other requires oinkment."