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Joke of the Day
"Why is the ocean salty? Because the land doesn't wave back"
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"Where does a beaver priest live? In a God Dam House!"
"One time someone told me the camera adds 10 pounds and I was like why would anyone eat a camera you idiot?"
"Maybe it's karma that I stepped in gum after all the times I've spit mine out on sidewalks. Didn't stop me from keying the nearest car."
"She told me if I turned off the light I could put it in her butt I guess I should have let the bulb cool first."
"What stops your hair from falling? The floor"
"Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address? Because he's dead."
"How to fleas travel ? Itch hiking !"
"Parents: You are adopted. Son: You assholes! I want to see my real parents! Parents: We are your real parents. Pack your stuff, the car comes in one hour."
"Been throwing up gang signs all morning. Must've eaten some expired gang signs"