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Joke of the Day

"Google search history: -double chin reduction exercises -double chin plastic surgery cost -double fudge brownie recipe"

"Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with? An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus"

"Why aren't there any B batteries? Because people might think you have a stutter."

"Boss: ""Thanks for making me my coffee. You know what'd go well with this?"" Me: ""The antidote?"" Boss: ""No, a nice..Wait, what?"" Me: ""Nothing"""

"My Wife does this cute thing where she says that ""actions speak louder than words"" and then gets pissed at me for just nodding."

"Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels."

"Which emoticon indicates the desire to cover someone with fire ants?"

"I was gonna go to the gym today... ... But it didn't work out."

"Dark humour is like food Some people just don't get it"

"What did 0 say to 8? Why's your belt so tight bruh?"