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Joke of the Day
"Don't forget to take a screen shot of the weather forecast today and post it on Instagram."
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"My school is having a best joke contest tomorrow... gimme your best All I got is How do you spot a vegan at a party? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
"What happened to the butched after he backed into the meat grinder? he got a little ""behind"" in his work"
"All subjects can be funny with the right delivery, Except abortion jokes. Which by definition have no delivery."
"If the fate of the world ever depended on me opening a new plastic grocery or produce bag in under a minute, we'd all be dead."
"Why did the sasquatch go on a diet? He didn't want to be Obeast."
"Before sliced bread there was no greatest thing."
"Don't try to understand women. Women understand women, and they hate each-other."
"What do you call a gamer girl on her period? Red ring of death."
"So, I found my first gray pubic hair the other day. I was way more excited about it than the other people on the elevator."