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Joke of the Day
"""I made six figures last year."" - Extremely lazy G.I. Joe employee."
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"A man goes to a barber shop... ""How much for a haircut?"" ""$20"" answers the barber. ""What about shaving?"" ""$10"" ""Okay, shave my head, please."""
"Why did the mexican take xanax? For hispanic attacks"
"SOPA inspired joke: What has two eyes, two hands, two feet, and two noses Two Pirates"