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Joke of the Day

"Why did the coffee taste like mud? It was ground a few minutes ago."

"What's the worst thing you can come across while browsing the Internet? Your keyboard."

"If you rearrange the letters of Fat Tuesday it becomes Fatty as Due. I don't know what that means but as you can tell I'm really bored."

"Did you hear about the two little boys who found themselves in a modern art gallery by mistake ? 'Quick' said one 'run ! Before they say we did it !"

"I love comfort food. I'm going to eat a quilt."

"Are you guys sure common sense can't be beaten into people ? Because I'd like to give it try!"

"Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve. Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten."

"Brad Pitt: lets get back together Jennifer Anniston : We broke up 12 years ago!!! Brad pitt: We were on a break!"

"I only believe 12.5% of the Bible... which means that I'm an eightheist"

"I used to trust my farts..... But then shit got real."