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Joke of the Day
"The substance was mildly acidic on the pH scale It was a solid 5/7"
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"Synonym is an antonym for antonym, but antonym is not a synonym for synonym. And I'm not even high or anything."
"Heard a 28yr old describe herself as old. Need help disposing of a body."
"When does 1+1=3? When you don't use a condom."
"""Okay--don't get cancer."" (My response to ""Have a safe flight."")"
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? ""It's going to take me awhile to get hard. I just got laid by a chick."""
"How a girl insults another Girl1: In my hand is your virginity. Girl2: But there's nothing on your hand! Girl1: Exactly."
"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None! ... They just beat the room for being black."
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Hot, black, bitter, and pregnant."
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing? Because the p is silent. Yes. My 9 year old cracked me up with that just now."