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Joke of the Day
"What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables? Just beet it"
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"Why were the strawberries sad? Because their mother was in a jam!"
"What did Ron Burgandy say when he dropped his waffle on the beach? Go fuck yourself sandy Eggo"
"I had some good news today; a TV Station have commissioned my new show about what goes on inside a cockpit. We're filming the pilot next week."
"My son is suspended? Yes, in-school suspension. So he goes to school? Yes, but he's suspended. Suspended IN THE SCHOOL? Yes. Idiot."
"A truamatizing joke for a single mother to tell their child(ren) ""You look like your father, whoever he is."""
"[home] FRIEND: How'd family dinner go? ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here."
"A black woman has five kids all named Jamal, how does she tell them apart? By their last names."
"What do you call a ghost's fart? Spectral emissions."
"Where do men have the most curly hair? In Africa"