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Joke of the Day
"Hey, did you hear they are opening a new bread store here in town? Just what we kneaded"
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"I bet other balls don't like Wiffle Balls because of their holier than thou attitude."
"A girl in China lost her virginity at 12. Her name is ""SUM YUNG HO"""
"Everyone calls me Al Capone Because"
"Well it's now clear to me that this crime scene would be considered, what? Pants required? Pants preferred? Hey, is that guy dead?"
"If Donald Trump had a band, what would be its name? Donald Trump and the Trumpets Their first single : We built this wall."
"What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos."
"1st date: I love the spiderman movies Me: So do I [thinking of something to say to impress her] Me: I used to be a spider"
"God must love stupid people. He made SO many."
"I wanted to build a camp for kids with ADD. But I got shut down for calling it a concentration camp."