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Joke of the Day

"How many x does it take to change a lightbulb? f(x), where f(x) = the optimal number of x for establishing a humorous stereotype."

"Mexican Hippie Slogan We love everyjuan!!"

"How do you know when you sister is on her period? Your dads dick taste like blood"

"""i cnat believe this!"" he yells as his beard of bees turns on him. ""i would expect this from the others but not u"" he says to 1 specific bee"

"Guy stole my identity this week and I'm like I HAVE A FAMILY YOU HAVE TO TAKE THEM TOO"

"I used to be indecisive but now I'm not so sure"

"Fun WWI fact: There are more crashed planes down at the bottom of the ocean than- -crashed submarines in the sky."

"What's the deal with the Z Fighters? They aren't fighting to stay awake!"

"*Full parking lot* Me: IF THERE IS A GOD, FIND ME A SPOT AND I WILL BECOME RELIGIOUS! *spot opens up* Me: NEVER MIND, I FOUND ONE!"

"Did you hear about the overweight terrorist? His dying words were ""Allahu snack bar!"""