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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a huge pile of kittens? A meowntain!"
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"Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because like most men, they won't stop to ask directions."
"Whats the opposite of nickle back? Bill front (Money jokes i got em)"
"What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics? Having legs."
"I popped my dad's viagra now I'm hard as a motherfucker"
"I was researching the Jackson family tree. I got back as far as the civil war and then I hit a stone wall."
"Don't kill yourself over a boy, he'll bring another girl to your funeral."
"""Blown out of all proportion"" ... .. is a cliche you don't see every day of the week."
"A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'"
"Frankly auto correct,I'm getting tired of your shirt."