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Joke of the Day
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Find the fresh prints"
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"that sinking feeling... when you're on the Titanic"
"How many feminazis does it take to change a light bulb? None Enough light comes in through the glass ceiling"
"thanks, but I'M TOO FAR AWAY FOR YOU TO BE HOLDING THE DOOR OPEN FOR ME WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS STOP IT"
"Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge? Ghouldilocks."
"evanescence - noun: the process of vanishing or fading out of sight, memory, or existence. So that's what happened. Great band name, guys."
"Why did God invent Yeast infections? So woman know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt!"
"Did you here about the dead whale that washed up onshore? Apparently it had HIV..........................................Biologists think it may have been rear-ended by a ferry."
"Instead of complaining that it's hard to remove glitter, accept it. Embrace it. You are a shiny person now."
"What do you call a 7 year old redneck girl who can run faster than her brothers? A virgin."