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Joke of the Day
"Class action lawsuits are like lottery tickets for people who complain a lot."
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"What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs? A condescending Khan descending."
"What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas? Time to get a new principal."
"Two atoms were hanging out... One atom says to the other ""I am about to lose an electron!"" The other atom asks ""Are you sure?"" The first repies ""I am positive."""
"Meanwhile in Soviet Russia... A bar walks into a horse."
"Muslim: I do not eat bacon. Jew: I do not eat bacon. Me: I will have their bacon."
"What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake? That was your fault!!!"
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped his butt."
"Damn my stomach is making really weird noises...I'm gonna go ahead and send a donut down there to check things out."
"I needed some white noise yesterday to go to sleep. So i recorded myself saying ""All lives matter"" and played it on repeat until i fell asleep."