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Joke of the Day

"The other day my European friend ask me about our views on lesbians in this country. Apparently, ""usually in HD"" was not the answer she was looking for P.S sorry english not my native language"

"My niece said I look like a mom. So now we're playing a game, sorta like Hide-N-Seek, except I hide her and no one finds her. Ever."

"What are green and smell like pork? Kermit's fingers"

"Today's joke from Russian-language Internet ""You know, they've built a George Orwell memorial in Russia!"" 'What? Where?"" ""Pretty much everywhere."""

"Who was the first to see a cow and think ""I wonder what will happen if I squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"""

"What two words have thousands of letters in them? Post office."

"I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to do a rape-sex fantasy. She said, ""No!"" I replied, ""That's the spirit."""

"The police arrested 2 kids today One was eating batteries and the second was eating fireworks They charged the first one and let the other off"

"Q: What do you get if you cross Tina Turner with an orang-utan? A: a f*ing ugly orang-utan"

"What do you call a rapper who's feeling bitter? NaClmore"