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Joke of the Day

"The other day my European friend ask me about our views on lesbians in this country. Apparently, ""usually in HD"" was not the answer she was looking for P.S sorry english not my native language"

"Do you know how to really disappoint a fellow redditor? [Repost] [Deleted] *repost*"

"I own a gun so if a robber breaks into my home and steals my stuff I can shoot all my stuff and break it so the robber can't enjoy any of it"

"How do you get teh bee off the toilet? You piss it off."

"What's the difference between Madonna and a bowling ball ? You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball."

"Mermaids who never get married eventually accumulate a bunch of catfish."

"[robber breaks into my house] i always knew you'd come for me, my darling. where are you going"

"Get an attack dog, name it Anxiety, laugh and laugh and laugh at Anxiety attacks."

"Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer? It's not their fault. May tricks them."

"What nation is the most unjust? Discrimination"