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Joke of the Day

"How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb? 100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better."

"My dad beat my brother when he showed him his report card. So, I gave my report card to my mother. Let her take the beating."

"Why did Courteney Cox? Because Lisa Kudrow."

"I'd like to teach you how to win any argument. Unfortunately my wife won't teach me her technique."

"What does oral sex in a nursing home taste like? (shrugs shoulders) Depends."

"""To infinity (bed, bath) and beyond!"" - Buzz Lightyear settles down"

"What do you call an old fruit-picker in Wisconsin? Cherry-atric"

"I really love spicy foods ...but the Ghost pepper is my a-chilis heel."

"I love posting spam. Although, I've been warned again by the Royal Mail not to mail bits of meat in the post."

"Wrong number calls are annoying but not nearly as much as right number calls."