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Joke of the Day

"How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb? 100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better."

"Don't be fooled by looks, butterflies taste just like moths."

"I was close to becoming a rap god. But then 1 day my mom licked her thumb to wipe a smudge off my face as a kid & ruined all my street cred."

"Did you hear about the useful kid who jerks off too much? He cums in handy"

"What do you call a homosexual, Russian, knight? Sir Gay (Serge)"

"If Batman gets to use a piece of Kryptonite against Superman, Superman should get to use a piece of Batman's parents. Fair is fair."

"Sometimes I ponder over things like, -What is life? -Where am I going? & -What the hell is a ""spokes"" person for a bike company called?"

"How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder."

"Screaming out ""BOOM PREGNANT!"" during sex is never as funny as you think it will be."

"My teacher's nickname in school is Flush. He always has the same suit."