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Joke of the Day

"If you're going to have a beer with Russian's You better Czech yourself before you wreck yourself. Edit:FUCK I JUST REALIZED HOW BAD THIS JOKE IS"

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"My girlfriend let out a huge sigh during sex then I had to tape back the hole I punctured in her"
"I tried to get back to the drawing board but I can't draw."
"GF: ""I'm telling you now! Size does not matter, it doesn't make you any less important."" BF: ""Yeah? Well explain that to Pluto."""
"Ways I'm like a tea kettle: 1) need water 2) start screaming when someone forgets abt me 3) could burn down a house but probably never will"
"North Korea is back online after internet outage. Sources say South Korea changed the wifi password."
"Tim Burton could've saved a lot of money on 'The Nightmare Before Christmas' and just shown a 2016 Facebook Year in Review instead."
"I was dating a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes I've just found out she's popped her clogs..."
"What did the audio visual cable say when it got 80% on its final? HDMI"
"Made a friend today. Well, I knocked on my window when a guy walked past my house. I'll name him Terry."
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