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Joke of the Day

"If you're going to have a beer with Russian's You better Czech yourself before you wreck yourself. Edit:FUCK I JUST REALIZED HOW BAD THIS JOKE IS"

"What's the worst thing to hear during sex? ""Honey, I'm home!"""

"Why did the boy like doing trigonometry? Just cos."

"Q: Why did the traffic light turn red? A: Because it saw the other one changing!"

"My silent frog died... After a noiseless life and a drawn out death, the little guy finally croaked."

"Well tonight's date night for me and the wife I certainly hope we don't run into each other"

"Why did they bury the fireman beneath the hill? because he was DEAD"

"My girlfriend's plastic fork broke while she was eating earlier.... ....Just a tine-y bit. (i was so proud of myself but no one else laughed as much as I did )"

"Why did the computer cross the road? To get a byte to eat..."

"What's the object of Jewish football? Get the quarter back."