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Joke of the Day

"My friend is scared of the homeless people he sees on the streets. I told him to stop being hobophobic."

"What does 'J' stand for in Donald J Trump? 'Genius' (This joke was stolen from CharlieDarwin2)"

"My friend has a job coming up with bathroom humor He just writes a lot of shitty puns."

"If I can't pronounce your name after meeting you, you will from that point forward be addressed as ""bro."""

"People consider me as God Santa : People consider me as a ""GOD"". Banta : How do you know?? Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,""Oh GOD ! U have came again""."

"A pessimist, optimist and feminist Optimist: The glass is half full Pessimist: The glass is half empty Feminist: The glass is raped"

"My grandfather was a boxer in the British Army. Which was completely unfair because the enemy had rifles."

"A pedophile was taking a small child into the woods at night.... The kid say, ""These woods are really scary"". The pedophile replies with, ""You're telling me, iv'e got to walk out of here alone""."

"Whats black and white and red all over? A nun in a car accident."

"Vampire who is obsessed with his diet. -Count Calories"