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Joke of the Day
"What's a cats favorite song? 3 blind mice"
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"Jesus is really mad at me, and I don't know why. I even said have a good friday!"
"What kind of jeans does Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim"
"You've got to hand it to little babies because their stupid little arms can't reach anything"
"I just googled ""jokes to tell right before you die"" and if that doesn't tell you what kind of person I am, I don't know what does."
"1st Cannibal: I don't know what to make of my boyfriend these days. 2nd Cannibal: How about a hotpot ?"
"My humour is so black... ... it started picking cotton."
"What's the best thing about Switzerland? I'm not sure, but the flag is a big plus."
"Doctor: ""I'm afraid you have Alzheimer's AND you have Lupus..."" Patient: ""...well at least I don't have Lupus."""
"Few Saturdays I switch off the light and stay the whole night in darkness So that the neighbors might think that I've an active social life..."