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Joke of the Day

"1st Cannibal: I don't know what to make of my boyfriend these days. 2nd Cannibal: How about a hotpot ?"

"What dance do hippies hate? A square dance."

"A woman is like a suitcase: both hard to carry and a pity to throw away."

"What is the best name for an acrobat? Phillip"

"What do Foghorn Leghorn and Donald Trump have in common? They're both big racist cocks"

"I asked my adopted son the name of the workshop the DCF found him in. Build a bear"

"What's similar between The Mafia and a Pussy..? ...I haven't been in either."

"Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo? A: They make good paddles."

"*DJ scratches a sick mix* [crowd goes wild] *DJ scratches a puppy's ear* [crowd ""awws""] *DJ scratches Lotto ticket* [crowd ""oohs""] *wins $1*"

"So, a mate of mine has come back from a air conditioning course He now has 'A license to chill'....."