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Joke of the Day
"Shoutout to my upstairs neighbors who wrestled a large moose last night"
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"Checking your phone when someone pulls out their phone is the yawn of our generation."
"Alien 1: ""Did the humans get our message?"" Alien 2: ""Yeah, but they named it dub-step and dance to it."""
"You'd think your skeleton would get soggy, but doesn't. Good work, skeleton."
"[spelling bee] Your word is ""redacted"" can you use it in a sentence? The is and ."
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a bag of shit? The bag."
"Twitter would be a lot more interesting if when you hit someone with your car, you got their followers."
"What did Tennessee? The same thing Arkensaw."
"Dwayne Johnson's new television show on the food network Can you cook what The Rock is smelling?"
"Why do you need sauce with sausages? Well if you didn't have the sauce then sausages would just be ""a jizz"""