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Joke of the Day
"Shoutout to my upstairs neighbors who wrestled a large moose last night"
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"What's the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest? The bomb vest actually does something when triggered."
"How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight? Just one with depression."
"Waiter to four women at his table in a restaurant in Boca Raton. ""Hello ladies, is ANYTHING okay?"""
"Ronald McDonald runs for president. His slogan? Make America's Weight A Gain."
"i want all the extra fat on my body to fall off and turn into $65,000 cash"
"If rivers could speak, which river would always say no? Da Nile"
"Darling, will you catch me if I jump into the water?' Darling, if I say yes, will you jump?"
"I wish there was a job that required me to pet a room full of basset hounds all day long."
"Sorry I'm late... I was at the hospital *cough* my boyfriend has tuberculosis."