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Joke of the Day

"Waiter to four women at his table in a restaurant in Boca Raton. ""Hello ladies, is ANYTHING okay?"""

"Congress If CON is the opposite of PRO, is congress the opposite of progress?"

"Like a recovering crack addict, my computer is broken & I can only use others in small doses. A little facebook goes a long way. *twitch*"

"What do you call a wolf that's aware of its surroundings? Awarewolf"

"Everbody but Messi got a blowjob after the game cuz his dick was messi"

"Did you hear about the crocodile with false teeth? The birds refused to clean them because it was in-denture servitude."

"How do you know if a chef is also a mathematician.. ...the proof is in the pudding..."

"Why did the scarecrow receive a prize? Because he was outstanding in his field."

"What has 2 legs and looses a lot of blood? Half a dog"

"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It drove down the road and turned into a field!"