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Joke of the Day
"If rivers could speak, which river would always say no? Da Nile"
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"Damn girl, are you r/Jokes? Because your shit's getting old."
"""youre acting like a big baby"" wow great observation dipshit i am basically a baby that has aged a lot and gained weight. we all are"
"I was addicted to freezing poultry. I had to go cold turkey."
"I got pulled over today for going 112 mph in a 55 mph zone. The police officer said ""I've been waiting for someone like you all day."" I promptly replied ""Well I got here as fast as I could!"""
"Armadillo The world needs more armed dillos."
"Do cops tell bad guys to freeze in Alaska? Or is it just understood?"
"""Beep."" Zebra walking past a self service checkout."
"The Presidential Election for 2016 is like a blunt pencil. Pointless."
"I heard Arnold Schwarzenegger wants to work in pest control. He's gonna be an ex-terminator."