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Joke of the Day
"Just ordered some cops for my neighbours."
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"If your ringtone is my alarm sound, you can go straight to hell"
"If I owned a bar I would pour myself shots all the time, look in the mirror, wink and say ""It's on the house."""
"What comes after a 69?"
"original joke time! The last Pope was always butthurt... They called him the Wholly Salty Sea."
"My wife handed me two kayak paddles and asked, ""Which one do you want?"" I said I'd take either/oar."
"Why was Lara Croft sad? Because her career was in ruins"
"Told my 4 yo that his hamster died and that was in heaven with God. 4yo: Why would God want a dead hamster?"
"What do you call a pile of blessed black waist sashes? A Benedictine Cumberbatch."
"Where do snowmen put their webpages? On the winternet."