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Joke of the Day

"""I Like My Drinks Like I Like My Women"" Cold, Stiff, and been in the cellar for the past few years."

"What did ataturk's Father Say to him when he did well? Adda-Turk"

"Trump joke last night... What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election? ""Pardon me"""

"TIL J. Cole robbed a bank and was never caught despite there being several witnesses When police sketch artists asked witnesses for a description of the robber they said he had no features."

"If a fish died in the ocean... ...does it become a marine corpse?"

"What's long and black? The unemployment Line."

"What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors? Ereptile dysfunction"

"My ten year old made me pay him $10 to do the dishes, so I mugged him on his way to the bathroom because, you know, life lesson."

"Q: Why can't you keep secrets in a bank? A: Because of all the tellers."

"It's been pretty rough going, but I think I finally beat my crippling addiction to sobriety."