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Joke of the Day
"A new gay dinosaur has been found Megasaurass"
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"Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS: 1. Too Many Questions. 2. Difficult to Understand. 3. More Explanation is Needed. 4. Result is always FAIL!"
"Did you know the Dalai Lama has a gambling problem? Yeah, he loves Tibet"
"As my eyesight gets worse my parents blame video games while my optometrist says it's due to the roundness of my eyeball. One way or the other, there is a stigma."
"What do you call a teeth specialist who writes books? An author-dontist Wahey!"
"I started playing water polo the other day It was all fun and games until my horse drowned"
"As technology gets lighter, thinner, and faster... People get heavier, thicker, and slower."
"I like to pack a healthy lunch for work so that by 3 p.m. I'm ready to do unspeakable things for a piece of chocolate."
"What do you call an STI in your nose? Sniff-illis"
"TIL Kurt Cobain didn't have a license. He preferred riding shotgun"