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Joke of the Day

"What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were 3 movies."

"What do you call really good tea? Qualitea."

"What's the difference between a green bean chickpea? #EDIT: What's the difference between a green bean **and a** chickpea?# No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest"

"Eunuchs have been historically given influence or wealth as part of their compensation package."

"How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session? He felt dinosore."

"Did You Hear that Iggy Azalea Got Engaged? She's already cancelled her wedding and reception due to lack of RSVPs."

"Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel single."

"Why did the nazi work in the animal hospital after the war? He was a veteran Aryan."

"You've heard of alphabet soup now get ready for Times new ramen"

"Ugh! I always think of the best comebacks when I'm burying the body."