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Joke of the Day

"What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were 3 movies."

"Our kids lost all the Monopoly pieces so we use a cigarette butt, a high-heeled shoe, a rotten molar, and a loaded handgun."

"Einstein invented a theory about space... and it was about time too!"

"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 20% off"

"Whats a black persons favorite dance move the whip"

"A recent survey in the UK asked the following question: Are there too many foreigners in this country now? 18% answered: **YES** 82% answered ** **"

"The UN general assembly."

"It's a good thing Gatorade was invented at the University of Florida and not Florida State University. Because then it would be Seminole fluid."

"What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!"

"How Many Surrealists Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb? Fish"