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Joke of the Day

"What do a woman and a grenade have in common? Pull off the ring and the house is gone."

"Where would we be in the world without humour? Germany."

"Saturday in my 20's: ""Nice, this club is hot! gimme a Vodka tonic!"" Tonight: ""Nice, grocery store is empty, ooh I got coupon for that !!"""

"I'd tell you the joke about the philosopher but I think only a Nietzsche audience would understand it."

"I had some stir-fry delivered. I don't really like liver."

"Bernie Sanders to ban Oral sex if he becomes president.... ""It's the only way I can get reddit to stop sucking my dick"" - he said."

"""Follow your dreams!"" - someone born into money"

"What is a Jewish delima? A free ham."

"Her: I think my IUD came loose and is floating around in there Me: C'mere, I drop my guitar pick in the sound hole all the time, no problem"

"'God didn't create Adam and Winston', Says Tenn. Republican Does that mean Adam and Steve have broken up?!"