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Joke of the Day
"What do a woman and a grenade have in common? Pull off the ring and the house is gone."
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"Keep scrolling, I got nothing."
"lower my casket into the ground and play ""The Lion Sleeps Tonight"" If you see someone not singing the Wimba Way part, kick them out."
"How do you outrun a horse, tiger, lion, and elephant that are chasing you. Get your drunk ass off of the merry-go-round."
"Shout out to Pringles for admitting they're addictive, unlike cigarettes and heroin the two biggest liars of the snack industry."
"Me: The new guy's a lumberjack? Boss: Yep Me: He seems nice... Boss: STOP Me: I'll bet he's good at... Boss: DONT Me: random axe of kindness"
"I carry a magnum size condom in my purse like a modern day glass slipper. Some day my prince will come."
"Mountains are not funny. They're hill-areas."
"What do you call an unemployed Nazi? Laid-off Hitler!"
"What do you get when you cross a Native American with phosphorylation? ATP"