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Joke of the Day

"lower my casket into the ground and play ""The Lion Sleeps Tonight"" If you see someone not singing the Wimba Way part, kick them out."

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"What's the difference between a fort and a fortress? A fortress has breastworks."
"Why did the White Man go to the Moon? He wanted more land. -Heard this from a native friend of mine. I laughed my ass off."
"Got a problem with me? I'm pretty sure a status on Facebook won't fix it."
"I used to love going to dinner parties as a little girl My wife hated it though."
"Have the uneasy feeling there are Baldwin brothers out there I don't know about yet."
"What did the angry Indian man say at the bakery? I'm having naan of it."
"A Dutch guy, a Belgian guy and a Greek guy are sitting in a room The Dutch guy had a joke, but wanted money for it. The Greek guy couldn't pay it and the Belgian guy didn't get it."
"Impaired Sex I heard having sex with a mentally impaired person has its ups....... .....and Downs"
"How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size? In square feet."