198099
Joke of the Day
"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong socks today."
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"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off ;)"
"Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I. -Oscar Levant."
"What's the different between E.T. and a refugee? E.T. learned English and wanted to go home"
"What does one star say to another star when they meet? Glad to meteor!"
"What's Irish and sits by the pool? Paddy O'Furniture"
"I'm sleepier than a cupcake stand. They are tiered... sorry, this joke has too many layers."
"What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard? The Stones say ""hey you get off of my cloud!"" The Shepard says ""hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"""
"Do you have small pox? Because your face looks kind apache!"
"Donald Trump should hire the Chinese to build the wall After all, they have experience."