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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell a mechanic recently had sex? He has 1 clean finger. src: heard on radio yesterday"
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"Only 2 phrases can change a woman's mood: ""I Love You"" and ""50% Off""."
"Wife: Am I grotesque? Me: No, angel cake! Wife: Why did you call me a cake? Me: Cake is round? *runs *"
"If my phone is so ""smart"" how come it keeps letting me drunk dial my ex"
"Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people? He needed places to hide the bodies."
"What do you call it when a jaeger licks your butthole? Pacific Rim Job."
"""I'm so sorry"", I go around whispering to people who've just woken up from a coma."
"What does a 90 year old pussy taste like? Depends."
"Tan or get your teeth whitened. But only one of those."
"I used to go to Weight Watchers to meet women [FIXED] Turns out they're way harder to pick up than I thought."