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Joke of the Day

"Who are the fastest readers? 9/11 victims- 100 storeys in 10 seconds"

"It's Black Friday, and I just got an iPhone 6 for my wife I thought it was a good trade. Thanks to /u/darcyboy on this one!"

"What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food? He got Pasta-toots."

"Did you know the first sniper was a Mexican? Juan shot, Juan kill."

"I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that i have it."

"Welcome to Dick's hotdogs, if you like hotdogs, you'll love dicks."

"How do you get a date on Tinder? Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated."

"Buckwheat has converted to Islam He is now known as Kareem of wheat."

"How much liquid can Monica Lewinskys mouth hold? One U.S. Liter"

"Its weird how your entire day flashes before your eyes the moment you realize that your zipper has been down and you haven't pissed in 8 hrs"