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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a mexican who lost his car? carlos"
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"You know who could really get a party started? Lenin."
"Why are manhole covers round? Because manholes are round"
"Wanna hear a joke about pizza? Never mind it's too cheesy."
"If you could own the entirety of Bill Gates' fortune or solve world hunger,... what color would your Lamborghini be?"
"""Oh hello, I didn't see you there!"" - Translation: I have failed to avoid you"
"How does an Asian Cowboy say Hello? ""Ni-Hao-dy"""
"[in the ambulance] Paramedic: what's your blood type? Me: whatever. I'm not fussy"
"They say rabbits don't have glasses because they eat carrots. They also don't have thumbs. I like my thumbs so i don't eat carrots."
"What do men with big dicks eat for breakfast? If you had one you would know."