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Joke of the Day

"They say rabbits don't have glasses because they eat carrots. They also don't have thumbs. I like my thumbs so i don't eat carrots."

"My wd-40 can rusted. It was irony."

"What did one curious butt cheek say to the other? I mustass you a question."

"What do you call three cars overtaking you in Mexico? Tres-passers."

"If you were a girl and your last name was Pelled your name would always be Miss. Pelled"

"Hey, John... Yeah? If killing a man is a homicide, then is killing a swiss person a suicide?"

"I farted on the train and 4 people turned around. Felt like I was on The Voice. (Not an original joke)"

"I discovered a joke that no one in r/funny has ever heard ..? The joke is That pirates like the letters C and R"

"Google search history: Marawana Marjawana Is there a j in marawana Wheat Wheat for smoking Free wheet"

"How did the english teacher know his student was pregnant? She started missing periods"