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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the kid who brought a home made watch to school? He had a real bad time..."
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"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a man a poisoned fish, and he'll eat for the rest of his life."
"How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb? Just one, she yells, ""DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"""
"Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha? I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified. *-Anthony Jeselnik, Shakespeare*"
"*walks into funeral while playing the mandolin* ""I'm sorry. Am I interrupting?"" *dead guy sits up in casket* No it sounds lovely. Keep going"
"What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead aaaant, dead ant"
"officer: give me your name me: then what am I going to use?"
"Why was the Butcher depressed? Because his life was in shambles."
"You know why cannibals don't eat divorced women? They're bitter. Garrison Keillor"
"what has videos about it, is black and has white all over it a black fucked girl"