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Joke of the Day
"Two flies were sitting on a piece of poo. One farted. The other said 'do you mind? I'm eating.'"
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"If you plug in a USB cord correctly on the first try, you shouldn't have to pay taxes for a year."
"What do you call a boat full of Karma? An Upboat."
"teacher: i'm considering moving the test to next week. you guys down with that? me (too loud): down like the dog at the end of marley & me!"
"Just wondering what is a funny punchline to: (saw this incomplete joke in southpark) A baptist priest with a huge boner walks into a bar..."
"Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor? Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart."
"yo mama is so fat she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day."
"What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child? ...A-flat minor"
"I'll never forget what my grandfather said to me right before he kicked the bucket. ""Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""