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Joke of the Day
"Why don't Australians have sex? Because they mate. ...I'll let myself out."
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"Cupcakes are for people who don't have the dedication and stamina to eat a whole cake! Losers."
"I could be the next American Idol!! If they could just let me bring my shower on stage..."
"How do you know if someone is using recursion?"
"What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber? Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler."
"What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime? Paddy O'Furniture! (Happy St. Patrick's Day)"
"What is Robin Williams doing in heaven? Not sure, probably just hanging out."
"I hear that diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your genes."
"What do you call a man with no will to live? Willis."
"BEN CARSON'S WIFE: Are you coming home for dinner BEN CARSON: Go to ben carson dot com and read my plan to come home for dinner"