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Joke of the Day

"What do you call sex on a beach? Intercoarse"

"Somebody just told me they were bad but they didn't say ""cha'mone"" afterward so haha cmon guy how bad can you be"

"What's the difference between a government bond and a man? *The bond matures.*"

"*Hamburglar returns home with bag of hamburgers* *his wife, holding a crying baby, slaps the bag out of his hands* ""WE NEED MONEY, DAMMIT!"""

"A blind man walks into a bar and a table, and some chairs, and stumbles out."

"What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? You take off your boots to jump on a trampoline"

"What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard? A new last name!"

"How did the Egyptian go broke? He got caught up in a pyramid scheme."

"Did you hear about the piece of scrap wood? He went to BOARDing school and applyed (applied) to college."

"Went to the hardware store today... I picked up a can of insecticide and asked the guy behind the counter if this was good for ants. Old man says ""nope, it'll kill em"""