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Joke of the Day

"two kids were arrested.. Two kids were arrested, one was eating fireworks and the other one was drinking battery acid. one got charged and the other got let off."

"I ran into my ex the other day, hit reverse, and ran into him again."

"Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees? The Germans like shade"

"My neighbor's dog is so popular that every time he barks, the neighborhood dogs RT him."

"What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child? The PDF file. What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child? The PDF file."

"What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman? The fish doesn't know it's plaice."

"If I had a dollar for every girl that turned me down... They wouldn't turn me down anymore."

"Yo momma so fat When she went to the beach the whales started singing ""We are family!"""

"My wife and I used to practice safe sex. Unfortunately they won't let us back in the bank."

"Why is CoD like women? Search and Destroy."