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"Fire at will! Why does everyone hate Will? ^^courtesy ^^of ^^my ^^Uncle ^^Rick"
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"There's nothing like finding a screw on the floor to make me wonder for the rest of the day about what's going to fall apart and kill me."
"If Psy has a kid Does that mean he does it broken condom style? I'll just show myself out."
"Sun Devil Fans What is the difference between a Sun Devil fan and a pet rock? About 3 IQ points"
"What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown? Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet"
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