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Joke of the Day

"A girl agreed to go on a date with me after I gave her a bottle of tonic water. I schwepped her off her feet."

"You know how Kim Kardashian thought her butt would ""break the Internet""? I know what would really break the Internet... Nickelback should sing about Comic Sans."

"Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea? Because proper tea is theft."

"I was sitting on the train this morning, and I saw a really sexy Thai girl I thought to myself, ""Please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection"", but she did."

"When I saw grown ups in public kissing I'd ask my mom, ""What are they doing?"" Now I wonder the same thing."

"You always agree with me and like what I say even if you don't believe me. What am I? An upvote"

"There is an American Olympic diver named ""Steele Johnson"". He could have a great job in adult films with that name..."

"Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? They steal all the green cards."

"A Mexican plays uno, And steals all the green cards.."

"What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common? None of them like pork."