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Joke of the Day

"A girl agreed to go on a date with me after I gave her a bottle of tonic water. I schwepped her off her feet."

"One agent stops by another agent's table to tell him the big news: ""Elvis just died!"" The second agent says nothing then starts nodding. ""Good career move."""

"How did the shrimp eat all the fish food? shellfishly"

"The Walking Dead or the Grammys. Do you watch the bloodthirsty monsters ready to eat each other to survive or do you go with Walking Dead?"

"Muslims in the U.S.A [Removed]"

"Kim Jong-Un has promised a new clear future for North Korea. Oops! Spelt ***nuclear*** wrong."

"I think ugly people have children just to prove to everyone they had sex."

"A man was asked if he was Indecisive He couldn't make up his mind."

"That confusing moment when the person you hate at work brings donuts"

"What did the triangle say to the preacher? Forgive me father for I have sin()."